I wish I could sit here and say that the moment I wiggled my way into this body suit that I felt a huge amount of sexy spilling all over me. Nope. Not at all. I was never really into the whole bodysuit thing, nothing against them. They're just not MY thing. You get what I'm saying? But this one was different. I mean...did you read the front? Everyone knows that I am fan of God's work and this stretchy little thing was my way of expressing that.
Now these pool slides are a different story. Have you seen the Gucci pool slide? Oh wait, what about the Givenchy pair? I'm telling you, those slides are the truth and light of Summer '16. Believe me. Of course, they're on backorder because everyone and their mother wants them...including me. My Adidas slides will fill the void of Gucci and Givenchy but only for a while. What's that you said? Parkas during the summer? What? I was cold and it's my favorite. Get one.